WAIT, WHAT?: How has this story not been made into a movie yet?

In 1990, a panel of the windscreen on British Airways Flight 5390 fell out at 17,000ft, causing the cockpit to decompress & its captain to be sucked halfway out of the aircraft.. A flight attendant held his legs for 20 minutes…

WAIT, WHAT AGAIN?: How has this movie not been remade yet?

"You’ll kill yourself for nothing if you explode that bomb!”- For mounting tension, Airport has no equal. For sheer nail-biting suspense, Airport has no equal. Widely considered the start of the modern disaster movie. Most importantly, it has the gorgeous Jaqueline Bissett and legroom.

CHEEZ-IT FLAVORS: The ultimate ranking.

Yup, “The Ultimate Ranking”. Apparently, ranking Cheez-It flavors is a thing. But we promise, this is the ultimate ranking. Bite here.

SHAKE

3 Places us humans should not store cheese but we do it anyway.

Pocket full O’ - CHEESE.

Cave full O’ - CHEESE.

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