WIN A FIGHT IN 3 SECONDS: We’re lovers, not fighters, so don’t take it from us, but this guy does seem to have street cred.

On another note, if you want to make love in under 3 seconds, we’ve got you covered. But that’s not what we’re here for today, so check out our man above.

BETTER YET: Just “Zohan” the guy.

Smell it, smell it, now take it. The foot uppercut.

NO BRAINER: The best job ever? Astronaut, President, Rockstar, QB, Playboy Photographer, Brain Surgeon?

Def not Brain Surgeon, we already said (no brainer). Playboy Photographer Josh Ryan tells all and the answer has nothing to do with brains. Look at the pictures and sure, read the Playboy article here.

SHAKE

Royal Guards don’t ‘F.

When push comes to SHOVE.

When shove comes to PUSH.

When you push and shove, you get ‘Fd.

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