NO LIE: Or is it? After all, it’s a tale about Pinocchio. Oh, please be true…

Disney hired twelve dwarves dressed as puppets to stand atop the theater marquee at the 1940 premiere of Pinocchio. As the day progresses, the little guys get drunk, rowdy, and belligerent. Some crap games were involved. The police had to be called. Watch and decide for yourselves; no strings attached.

NOT A LIE: According to Sir David Niven, the Pinocchio tale is true.

We’ve watched this interview with Sir Niven over 100 times, slo-mo, rewind, frame-by-frame, and could not see Sir’s nose grow. Wooden it be great if it were true.

THOSE ARE SOME BIG BALLS: 14 of the world’s biggest to be exact.

The question is, do you have the balls to peek? 

SHAKE

Two JERKS and an IDIOT, or is it two IDIOTS and a JERK?

Honestly, it’s all interchangeable.

Does anybody like this JERKIDIOT?

We’re not sure if we like this JERKIDIOT.

OK, we love this JERKIDIOT.

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