BRO GOATS: 1969, Mom dropped us off again, for another Saturday matinee of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Obsessed, it was our 12th viewing. (Yeah, we are not normal.) We sat mesmerized. Sure, the movie was fantastic but unbeknownst to us, what we were feeling was the birth of Broism. Ohhhhh Shhhhh*********ttttttttt! 

BROMANCE: If Bono, Kurt, and Beck had a three-way.

They’d beget this baby boy. Listen to D.C. Fontaine’s album Romance on Apple, YouTube, Spotify

“EH”: True Crime Curb.

The incredible true story of how the world’s most narcissistic man saved a nobody from death row. No, he didn’t mean to of course it just kind of happened. In classic Curb fashion.

SHAKE

3 Maps that you could live your life without ever seeing.  But you should probably look at them anyway.

30 Years of Blockbuster stores. BE KIND REWIND FAIL.

Black rats by region. PIED PIPER FAIL.

Obesity by States. FATTY FAIL.

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